1. must never wear her hair anyway but down .
this is to prevent laziness aka throwing it up in a bun with no make up
2. must always look their best .
leave your periods, boyfriend issues and total life aches at the door
3. wear those ridiculous orange shorts .
cause they said so
4. wear those ridiculous thick ass white sweat socks and ugly white sneakers .
it's like you won't let me have my hair in a ponytail, but i look like i'm going to the gym -_-
5. be able to maximize her sexiness in order to maximize her profits .
a good push-up bra will do wonders girl! some will go overboard
and fork up the $$$ for a nice boob job . i however, have SOME limits . geesh
6. giggle, flirt and smile her way to a $100 tip .
believe me , i've been there quite a few times .
7. be able to handle the variety of customers .
you will get some straight females, lesbians, teenagers,
middle aged men, 87 year old widowed men ...
once again , act accordingly . if the 57 year old 350lb truck driver
wants you to have lunch , HAVE LUNCH . it keeps them coming back
and asking to have youuuu as their server.
8. must keep their cool .
people are going to try & slap your ass , tell you they want to fuck you sideways,
ask if your tits are real, ask if they can see your tits blahblahblah .
simply laugh , and smile -_-
9. must be comfortable with their bodies .
beach party night, angels v devils night, swimsuit edition, lingerie fantasies etc
will COMMAND you to bear all .
10. must be able to do this .
the "infamous" hooter's bar stool drink .
here i am to demonstrate :
WORTH THE CLICK .
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3 comments:
LOL shout out to your 57 year old lunch buddy thooough!
This post is keeping it real. A lot of women frown on this, but it's a job, people. Let these ladies make an honest living.
SN: I don't care how much you smile, I'm too broke to give a $100 tip. LOL!
they make you wear the socks for real? that's like part of the uniform? that's crazy.
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